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penandpage:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

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dogshame:

I stick my head through the shower curtain and lick peoples bums while they aren’t looking.

dogshame:

I stick my head through the shower curtain and lick peoples bums while they aren’t looking.

so-personal:

everything personal♡

so-personal:

everything personal♡

doctorwho:

Happy Easter!

sherlocksmyth:

i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.

unradiantly:

Now that it’s spring I should probably shave my legs

blainetabulous:

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

alt-j:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth

this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this i don’t care

alt-j:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth

this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this i don’t care