Kelsalo

fecloras:

when the teacher calls you up to present in front of the class

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omvr:

2chainz always dancin like hes caught in a spider web

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tltty:

#hashtag? I prefer #hashbrown

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nosdrinker:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

nosdrinker:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

On the internet: Ugh I hate people so much
Applying for a job: I love working with people and I'm very sociable

harto-helbig:

netzmare:

scaenica:

[x]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS.

bUT NOTES

barebackinq:

burritobat:

samshairisobviouslymagical:

barebackinq:

cumber-collectable:

barebackinq:

petal-winters:

barebackinq:

The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

I’m a boy

Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

I’m gay

jesus this post is one train wreck after another

My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

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