so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop
So I heard it’s Earth Day
I stick my head through the shower curtain and lick peoples bums while they aren’t looking.
i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.
Now that it’s spring I should probably shave my legs
If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends